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Total Medals Earned: 123 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,350 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Creative Kill Chamber Two

Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)

Spontaneous Combustion! 50 Points

You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!

Stylish Killer! 50 Points

You killed off 5 guards! With Style!

Terrorist! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!

CKC Champ: DOS! 100 Points

You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!

Green Gooey Stuff! 50 Points

You used the Spore Gun tres times!

Melee Monster! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!

Sniper Man! 50 Points

You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!

Yay Death! 100 Points

You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 7/60 (60/1,000 points)

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

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Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

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Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths