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CaptainCrotch's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 122 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,345 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Playboy Unlocked 10/24/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 1/21/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Creative Kill Chamber Two

Spontaneous Combustion! Unlocked 4/26/12
50 Points
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
Stylish Killer! Unlocked 4/26/12
50 Points
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
Terrorist! Unlocked 4/26/12
50 Points
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
CKC Champ: DOS! Unlocked 4/26/12
100 Points
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
Green Gooey Stuff! 50 Points You used the Spore Gun tres times!
Melee Monster! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
Sniper Man! 50 Points You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
Yay Death! 100 Points You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.

Medals Earned: 4/8 (250/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Chaos Unlocked 5/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Unlocked 5/17/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/17/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Learner Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slime Splatter Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Brute Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Hoarder Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Save up 10,000 gold.
Level Builder Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Get a player up to level 10.
Squire Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Swordsman Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditor 5 Points Check out the credits page.
Banker 10 Points Save up 50,000 gold.
Barbarian 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Beast Tamer 10 Points Scan 25 foes.
Card Flipper 10 Points Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard 10 Points Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Equip Dealer 10 Points Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Fan 10 Points Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master 10 Points Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Fat Cat 10 Points Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Greedy Cat 10 Points Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Helper 10 Points Complete 10 sidequests.
Level Grinder 10 Points Get a player up to level 30.
Narwhal Rider 10 Points Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer 10 Points Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Power Leveler 10 Points Get a player up to level 20.
Rock Dodger 10 Points Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Ruffian 10 Points Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage 10 Points Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Skeleton Killer 10 Points Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Proof 10 Points Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Tasker 10 Points Complete 20 sidequests.
Untouchable 10 Points Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Ancient Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Beast Hunter 25 Points Scan 50 foes.
Burnt Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Forest Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Frozen Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Nouveau Riche 25 Points Save up 250,000 gold.
Pirate Treasure 25 Points Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Quester 25 Points Complete all sidequests.
Slayer 25 Points Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Find all treasure chests in town.
Beast Scholar 50 Points Scan all foes.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Savior 100 Points Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Berserker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cat Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Narwhal Tamer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pig Molester Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blacksmith Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doomsday Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fatty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Genesis Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ragnarok Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shopper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Knight Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lord Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/60 (60/1,000 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 3/31/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Silver Unlocked 3/31/10
10 Points
Your very first silver!
1st Gold 10 Points Your very first gold!
Day area 10 Points Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/9/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/9/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/9/11
10 Points
I can double jump
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker 25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time 50 Points play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/825 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/28/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/28/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)