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    Recent Movie Reviews

    38 Movie Reviews

    i think my eyes are bleeding

    my thoughts exactly

    10 stars cause mechwarrior is the fucking bomb

    fucking love that game

    Recent Game Reviews

    4 Game Reviews

    AWESOME!

    I CAN'T STOP!

    currently at 1st and 3rd xD

    LOL I BEAT LAZYMUFFEN ROFLMAO

    Awful

    Great art.
    But.
    Jesus christ the noises need to be changed, the 'uh, uh,ORANGE' one did my head in.
    Also, penis size, why is the guys dick so small? :|
    Last thing, try to work on a developement of emotion in the females, they sound like they're really enjoying it but they look like its mediocre, for me thats what makes meetNfuck great, the effort.

    This genuinely scared the crap out of me.

    Well done :)

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    1 Audio Review

    Sheesh.

    This is just pure....wow. Im not reeally a classical person, i mean i dont mind a bit of requiem every now and then, but this, this is just amazing.

    broove responds:

    Believe me, there are many piano pieces you would love...
    Thank you for the review.

    Recent Art Reviews

    5 Art Reviews

    Colour work is glorious!! Although maybe work on posing in the future, lacking in the dynamic department. Solid work though!

    Blobmonster responds:

    Yeah, dynamic poses and action stuff is what I am trying to get more grounded in currently, most of my pieces from the past have a sort of statue-y feel (stoic?). Anyways, thanks!

    not my cup of tea

    meh.

    You.

    You and your mind make my back cripple with pleasure.

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